On my profile you will find my "random question." However, I could only use 400 characters... so here is the "UNCUT version..."
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
Once upon a time a bald frog kissed the princess. and the princess turned into a frog with glossy brunette curls. the frog, looking at his warty reflection in the mirror, thought he would be more attractive to the frog princess if he had hair. sooo... he went to the grocery store and they had no hair he stopped at the beauty parlor, and they were fresh out. he stopped by the gas station and they had none either. Terribly discouraged, he finally decided to try the lily pad ballroom... while there a wig suddenly flew across the room and landed directly upon his head. "Stupendous," he cried. "You are really hot and stinky!"